Propagandhi – This Might Be Satire

INTRO:
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VERSE:
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I wanna chew my bubble gum with you.
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And I want to walk you home from school.
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And I want to carry your books to every class.
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And I want to fuck you up the ass (not).

PRE-CHORUS:
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Oh girl, you know it's true how much I love you.
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I want to sing it across the land. Won't you hold my

CHORUS:
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hand? Won't you hold my hand? Won't you hold my
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hand? Won't you hold my hand? hold my

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She tells me that she loves me, now I'm gonna tell her that I love her.
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She tells me that she loves me. Now I'm gonna try and fuck her.
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But where the hell are my priorities?
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Left in the hands of the authorities.

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Yeah, baby!
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