The K.G.B. - The Pugenda Agenda

Strawberry shortcake
Strawberry shortcake

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One more time

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(Yeehaw)
I said fuck that
I don't wanna take no crap from no cop
Hit you with a judo chop
You'll get dropped
I used to work at the candy shop
I did dishes
And pushed a mop
And I sold candy and soda pop
And it sucked
I cussed the boss and my ass got cut
I was fucked
Bought me this new guitar
Started singing and I learned some chords
I said rock star
I wanna be a rock star
So I can
So I can shag Gwen Stefani
Gwen makes me horny
Gimme some Gwen Punani
Yeah
Gimme some Gwen Punani

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   I'd fuck that